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PG-13
for some strong language, and sexual material.
Starring
Halle Bailey, Rege-Jean Page, Lorenzo de Moor, Aziza Scott, Isabella Ferrari
Director
Kat Coiro
Producer
William Packer, Johanna Byer
Genres
Comedy
Romance
Released by
Universal Pictures on
4/10/2026
Nationwide
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Trailer
Review
By their nature, there is a predictable sameness to most romantic comedies. Armed with an "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality, filmmakers venturing into this genre rarely attempt anything daring; they are, after all, courting an audience that craves a pleasant fantasy rather than a densely plotted narrative. Nevertheless, there is room for variance between those rom-com guardrails. Quality is typically defined by the wit of the dialogue, the organic development of the romance, and whether the leads radiate sufficient chemistry. The general failure of You, Me & Tuscany on the first two counts explains why it ultimately falls flat, despite the undeniable charisma of stars Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page.
Directed by the prolific TV veteran Kat Coiro, the film centers on Anna (Bailey), a drifting former culinary student navigating a string of poor life choices. After losing her job and apartment in quick succession, a chance encounter with a handsome Italian named Matteo (Lorenzo de Moor) inspires her to impulsively fly to Italy. Completely broke upon arrival, she decides her best option is to break into Matteo's supposedly empty Tuscan villa and squat. Naturally, because this is a romantic comedy where real-world consequences are non-existent, Anna's fortunes turn the moment Matteo's traditional family catches her in the act.
Panicking, she uses a found heirloom ring to convince Matteo's mother that she is his fiancée - a charade she maintains to avoid arrest. While she ingratiates herself with the family and rediscovers her culinary passion, the plot thickens when Matteo's cousin, Michael (Page), arrives. As Anna and Michael predictably fall for one another, she is forced to confront her web of lies and determine her actual path in life.
While I don't mind Coiro's decision to provide "eye candy" in the form of a shirtless, buff Michael preening for the camera under sprinklers, the film treats Anna with an odd sense of restraint. It's not just a lack of sexiness; she feels almost non-sexual. This leaves the PG-rated interplay between her and Michael more like that of a platonic friendship than the spark of future lovers. Sharper dialogue might have bridged the gap, but no one will confuse Ryan Engle's screenplay with a lost work of the late, great Nora Ephron. Furthermore, although the countryside is beautifully photographed - likely with an eye toward increasing tourism in an already over-touristed Tuscany - the movie is mostly shot in a pedestrian, unimaginative fashion. Coiro fails to utilize the "grand and sweeping" scale that cinema demands, opting for flat coverage that feels more suited for a sitcom. The normally reliable John Debney contributes a score so generic it practically disappears into the background.
In terms of checking off the genre's requisite boxes, You, Me & Tuscany does just enough to earn a passing grade for rom-com devotees who prioritize "vibes" over cinematic standards. Despite the talent of the two leads and a healthy budget, this is Hallmark Channel material at best. In 2026, paying theater prices for a film this slight displays a level of brand loyalty to whose relevance has been in a steady decline for years.
© 2026 James Berardinelli
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